/journalIssue 01 · 2026

Food, de-shamed.

Practical writing on nutrition, from the Calow team. We read the labels, do the math, and skip the drama. Short pieces you can read between meetings.

✦ Featured·Calorie breakdown·August 29, 2026

How many calories in fish and chips? By portion and shop

A regular chip shop fish and chips is about 1,249 kcal. Why chip shop chips are lighter per gram than fast food fries, and where the batter puts the calories.

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How many calories in soup? By tin, bowl and bread roll

Broth soups are 35 kcal per 100ml and cream soups are 85. Soup calories by tin and bowl, the condensed can trap, and why the bread roll usually beats the soup.

August 29, 202613 min
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How many calories in a salad? The dressing is the meal

A bowl of leaves is 20 kcal. A restaurant chicken Caesar is 900. Salad calories by topping and dressing, and the trial where the wrong salad made people eat more.

August 29, 202613 min
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How many calories in a sandwich? Bread, filling and meal deal

A plain two-slice sandwich is 150 kcal before anything goes in it. Why the bread and the spread outweigh the filling, and why a wrap is not the lighter option.

August 29, 202613 min
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How many calories in a curry? By sauce, takeaway and jar

Curry calories by sauce, from a 440 kcal jalfrezi to an 800 kcal korma, why the mildest dish is the heaviest, and why the rice and naan usually beat the curry.

August 17, 202614 min
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How many calories in baked beans? By tin, brand and country

Baked beans are 78 kcal per 100g in Britain and 115 in America for the same tin name. Half a tin, beans on toast, and why the no-added-sugar version saves 25 kcal.

August 17, 202615 min
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How many calories in mayonnaise, ketchup and salad dressing?

Mayonnaise, ketchup and dressing calories per tablespoon and per real serving, why nobody uses a tablespoon, and why the sauce usually outweighs the salad under it.

August 15, 202614 min
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How many calories in a sausage? By type, size and country

Sausage calories per link, from a chipolata to a bratwurst, why a 90% pork butcher's sausage beats a 42% economy one, and why sausages keep the fat bacon loses.

August 15, 202613 min
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How many calories in a biscuit? By type, packet and country

Biscuit calories from a rich tea to a bakery cookie, why the plain digestive is not the light option, and why the packet is the unit that actually decides the number.

August 15, 202613 min
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How many calories in grapes? Per grape, handful and punnet

Grape calories by weight, why they are the densest thing in the fruit bowl after bananas, and what happens to the number when the same grapes become raisins.

August 14, 202611 min
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How many calories in orange juice? By glass, carton and type

Orange juice calories by glass size and type, why it is denser than Coca-Cola per ml, and why freshly squeezed and from concentrate land on the same number.

August 14, 202611 min
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How many calories in bacon? By rasher, cut and cooking method

Bacon calories per rasher and per slice, why the same two rashers are 145 kcal in Britain and 86 in America, and how much of the packet stays in the pan.

August 14, 202614 min
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How many calories in a protein shake? Per scoop and mix

Protein shake calories per scoop, per liquid and per add-in, why the milk usually costs more than the powder, and how powder compares with food per gram of protein.

August 11, 202613 min
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How many calories in a bagel? By size, type and topping

Bagel calories by size, type and topping, why a deli bagel is four slices of bread rather than a dense roll, and what a cream cheese schmear really adds.

August 11, 202610 min
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How many calories in sushi? Per piece, roll and box

Sushi calories per piece, roll and supermarket box, why the rice carries most of the meal, and which menu words reliably mean mayo or deep-fried.

August 11, 202612 min
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How many calories in popcorn? Per cup, bag and cinema tub

Popcorn calories per cup, bag and cinema tub, why it is dense per gram but light per bowl, and what sweet, toffee and cheese coatings actually add.

August 11, 202612 min
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How many calories in a bowl of cereal? By type, bowl and milk

Cereal calories by type, per 30g label serving and per real poured bowl, plus what the milk adds and why granola is the heaviest thing in the aisle.

August 8, 202612 min
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How many calories in ice cream? Per scoop, cone and tub

Ice cream calories per scoop, cone, lolly and tub, why per-100ml labels understate dense ice cream, and why gelato is not the lighter choice it looks like.

August 8, 202611 min
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How many calories in a pint of beer? Lager, ale, stout and cider

Beer calories per pint, can and bottle, why a UK pint is 20% bigger than a US one, and why a pint of Guinness is lighter than a pint of premium lager.

August 8, 202610 min
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How many calories in a glass of wine? Per 125ml, 175ml, 250ml and bottle

Wine calories by glass size and type, why alcohol percentage matters far more than sweetness, and what a bottle of red actually costs you in a day.

August 8, 202613 min
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How many calories in chocolate? Per square, bar and cocoa percentage

Chocolate calories per square, per bar and per 100g for milk, dark and white, why 70% dark is higher than milk chocolate, and where the daily squares really add up.

August 6, 202611 min
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How many calories in hummus? Per tablespoon, per pot, per 100g

Hummus and houmous calories per tablespoon, 100g and whole tub, why shop-bought is triple homemade, and whether it is actually a high-protein snack.

August 6, 202611 min
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How many calories in a steak? By cut, weight and doneness

Steak calories by cut and weight, from a 6oz sirloin to a 12oz ribeye, raw versus cooked, and what the sauce and the chips on the side actually add.

August 6, 202612 min
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How many calories in a slice of pizza? By size, base and topping

Pizza calories per slice and per whole pizza, from 9 inch to 16 inch, thin crust to deep pan, plus why a large is far bigger than a medium and what the sides really cost.

August 6, 202612 min
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How many calories in honey? Per teaspoon, tablespoon, and jar

Honey calories per teaspoon, tablespoon, 100g and full jar, why a teaspoon of honey beats a teaspoon of sugar on calories, and whether manuka or raw honey is any different.

August 6, 202610 min
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How many calories in ground beef? By fat percentage, raw and cooked

Ground beef and beef mince calories per 100g raw and cooked, from 5% to 20% fat, how much draining the pan saves, and what a portion really weighs after browning.

August 3, 202611 min
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How many calories in a tin of tuna? Brine, oil, drained, and the mayo problem

Tuna calories per 100g, per tin and per can, in brine, spring water and oil, drained and undrained. Plus the mayo math that turns a 116 kcal food into 400.

August 3, 202611 min
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How many calories in butter? Per tablespoon, per pat, and per slice of toast

Butter calories per tablespoon, teaspoon, pat, stick and 100g, how much really lands on a slice of toast, and how spreads, ghee and margarine compare.

August 3, 202610 min
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How many calories in olive oil? Per tablespoon, teaspoon, and the free pour

Olive oil calories per tablespoon, teaspoon, 100ml and 100g, why light olive oil is not lower in calories, and how much of a pan pour actually ends up on your plate.

August 3, 202612 min
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How many calories in milk? Whole, semi-skimmed, skimmed, and every plant milk

Milk calories per 100ml, per glass, per mug and per splash in tea. Whole, semi-skimmed, skimmed, and every plant milk compared, with the numbers people actually pour.

August 3, 202612 min
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Skyr calories and protein: per 100g, per pot, and how much to eat a day

Skyr calories and protein per 100g and per pot, how it compares to Greek yogurt and quark, and an honest answer on how much skyr you can eat in a day.

July 31, 20267 min
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How many calories in yogurt? Every type, pot size, and the low-fat trap

Calories in plain, low-fat, nonfat, flavored, and plant-based yogurt per 100g and per pot, why low-fat is not always lower in calories, and how to read the tub you actually bought.

July 31, 20269 min
Weight loss
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How to lose belly fat: what actually works, minus the myths

You cannot spot-reduce belly fat, and no food burns it. What actually works: a sustained calorie deficit, enough protein, real sleep, and patience. The honest version.

May 31, 20265 min
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How many calories in coffee? Latte, cappuccino, and the milk math

Black coffee is basically zero calories. A flavored latte can be a meal. The honest calorie count for every common coffee drink, and what actually drives the number.

May 31, 20266 min
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How many calories in an apple? Size, skin, and the juice trap

Apple calories by size, why the skin and fiber matter, and how a whole apple beats apple juice for weight loss. Plus honest numbers on apple with peanut butter.

May 31, 20266 min
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How many calories in a potato? Baked, boiled, mashed, and fried

Potato calories by size and cooking method. Why a plain baked potato is a diet food and fries are not, plus how to log potatoes honestly without a scale.

May 31, 20267 min
Sleep & weight
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Alcohol, sleep, and weight: what one nightcap actually costs

Alcohol does not help you sleep, it sedates you and breaks the rest. Deep sleep loss, REM suppression, blunted recovery, and the calorie spillover that follows.

May 13, 202611 min
Workout nutrition

Caffeine before workouts: dose, timing, what to skip

Caffeine is the most studied legal performance supplement. The dose that works, the timing that matters, and the mistakes that turn it into a stomach problem.

May 13, 202611 min
Workout nutrition
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Creatine monohydrate: what it does, what it doesn't, and how to take it

An evidence-based guide to creatine: the strength gains, the truth about water retention, loading vs maintenance, and the cognitive effects most people miss.

May 12, 202611 min
Workout nutrition
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The anabolic window myth: when post-workout protein actually matters

The 30-minute anabolic window is mostly a marketing story. What the evidence really shows about post-workout protein timing, and the few cases where it matters.

May 12, 20269 min
Workout nutrition
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What to eat before a workout: pre-workout meals, timing, and macros that actually work

A complete guide to pre-workout nutrition. Carb timing, protein dosing, fed vs fasted training, caffeine, and what changes for strength, endurance, and fat loss goals.

May 12, 202613 min
Sleep & weight
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Sleep and training recovery: how short sleep cuts strength gains by 25%

Sleep deprivation cuts muscle protein synthesis, recovery and strength. Why sleep is the most underrated training variable, and the targets that protect gains.

May 10, 202610 min
Sleep & weight
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Shift work and weight gain: why night shifts wreck calorie balance and how to fight back

Night-shift workers gain weight on the same calorie intake as day workers. The reason is circadian, not behavioral. The mechanism and a shift-week playbook.

May 10, 202611 min
Sleep & weight
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Bedroom temperature and weight loss: why 18C beats 22C for sleep and metabolism

A bedroom at 18 to 19C improves sleep quality and activates brown fat enough to nudge metabolism. The science of cool sleep and the practical setup that gets you there.

May 9, 20268 min
Sleep & weight
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Leptin and ghrelin: how one bad night of sleep rewires your appetite

Two nights of 4-hour sleep drops leptin 18% and raises ghrelin 28%. Here is what those hormones actually do, why cravings spike for specific foods, and how to reset them.

May 9, 202610 min
Sleep & weight
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Late-night eating and sleep quality: what really happens after a 10 PM dinner

Eating close to bedtime does not directly cause weight gain, but it lowers sleep quality through reflux, core temperature and glucose. The practical window.

May 7, 20267 min
Sleep & weight

When should you stop drinking coffee? The 8-hour caffeine cutoff explained

Caffeine has a 5 to 6 hour half-life, so a 3 PM coffee leaves you with a quarter of the dose at midnight. Here is the science of the cutoff time, and how to set yours.

May 7, 20267 min
Sleep & weight
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How sleep affects weight loss: the science of the 7-hour rule

Short sleep raises calorie intake by 250 to 385 kcal a day, breaks the leptin to ghrelin ratio, and stalls fat loss at the same calorie target. The evidence.

May 7, 20269 min
Eating habits
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12 high-protein dinners ready in 30 minutes

Twelve weeknight dinners that hit 35 to 45g of protein in half an hour or less, with weighed macros and links to the full recipes where they exist.

May 6, 20266 min
Eating habits
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15 high-protein snacks under 250 calories

Fifteen snack ideas that hit 10 to 20g of protein under 250 kcal, with weighed macros, prep time, and links to the full recipes where they exist.

May 6, 20267 min
Eating habits
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12 high-protein breakfast ideas under 500 calories

Twelve breakfasts that hit 25 to 40g of protein under a 500 kcal budget, with weighed macros, real assembly, and links to the full recipes where they exist.

May 6, 20266 min
Hydration
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Diet soda vs water for weight loss: what the trials actually show

Diet soda beats regular soda by a wide margin. The water question is harder. What the controlled trials actually say about sweeteners and weight outcomes.

May 6, 20267 min
Hydration
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Electrolytes: when you actually need them, and when the powder is just expensive Gatorade

Most people get enough electrolytes from food. The four narrow cases where supplements help, what sodium per scoop means, and why the marketing oversells it.

May 6, 20267 min
Hydration
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Drinking water before meals: what the research actually shows

A 500ml glass 30 minutes before eating cuts intake by 13% in older adults and less in younger ones. What the trials show, who it works for, and the limits.

May 6, 20267 min
Hydration

Does coffee count as water? Coffee, tea, and sparkling water for hydration

Caffeine is a mild diuretic, but the diuretic effect is smaller than the water you drink with it. Here is what coffee, tea, and sparkling water actually do for daily hydration.

May 5, 20269 min
Hydration
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8 signs of dehydration that aren't thirst (and what to do about each)

Thirst is the obvious signal but not the first one. Here are the eight earlier signs of dehydration, what each one means, and the rehydration moves that actually work.

May 5, 20269 min
Hydration
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Does drinking water help you lose weight? What the research actually shows

Water does help with weight loss, but not the way most people think. Three real mechanisms, one tiny one, and the myths that just refuse to die.

May 5, 20268 min
Hydration
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How much water should you drink per day?

The 8-glasses rule is a myth with no scientific origin. Here is what NASEM, EFSA, and the NIH actually recommend, and how to calibrate it for your weight, climate, and activity.

May 3, 20267 min
Eating habits
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Does meal timing matter for weight loss? Time-restricted eating, breakfast skipping, and what the research actually shows

When you eat matters less than how much. What the research says about fasting, breakfast skipping, late dinners, and where timing really moves the scale.

May 2, 202610 min
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How many calories in cheese? Cheddar, mozzarella, feta, and the shred-on-pasta trap

Calories in cheese by type, slice, and shred. Why a tablespoon of parmesan is 22 kcal and a handful of cheddar shred is 200, plus how to log cheese without a scale.

May 2, 202612 min
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How many calories in almonds? The handful trap, almond butter math, and why a small snack is 280 kcal

Calories in almonds by raw, roasted, salted, and almond butter. Why one handful is rarely 28g, and how to log nuts honestly without weighing every snack.

May 2, 202612 min
Eating habits
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30 high-volume, low-calorie foods that actually keep you full

The volumetrics list. Foods with high water and fiber that fill the plate and the stomach for under 100 kcal per serving, with honest portions.

April 30, 202612 min
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How many calories in a slice of bread? Sourdough, white, whole grain, and the bakery loaf gap

Calories in bread by slice, loaf type, and brand. Why a thin slice is 70 kcal and a thick bakery slice is 200, and how to log toast honestly.

April 30, 202613 min
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How many calories in pasta? Dry weight, cooked weight, and the bowl-size lie

Calories in pasta by dry weight, cooked weight, sauce, and bowl. Why 75g dry doubles to 230g cooked, and how to log a pasta dinner without a scale.

April 30, 202612 min
Weight loss
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How to break a weight loss plateau, without crashing your diet

Why weight loss stalls after 4 to 8 weeks, what is actually happening to your metabolism, and the five fixes that work without dropping calories again.

April 29, 20269 min
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How many calories in a sweet potato? Size, skin, and the bake-versus-boil swing

Sweet potato calories by size, cooking method, and serving style. Why a baked one tastes denser than a boiled one, and how to log them honestly.

April 29, 20267 min
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How many calories in peanut butter? Spoon size, brand math, and the heaping-tablespoon problem

Calories in peanut butter by tablespoon, jar size, and brand. Why the label says 190 kcal but your toast is closer to 280, and how to log peanut butter honestly.

April 28, 202610 min
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How many calories in salmon? Cut, cooking method, and portion math

Calories in salmon by cut (Atlantic, sockeye, coho, smoked, canned), cooking method, and the portion swing between a 100g fillet and a 200g restaurant plate.

April 28, 202613 min
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Greek yogurt calories: plain vs flavored, 0% to full-fat, and Skyr compared

Greek yogurt calories and protein by fat percentage, per 100g and per pot, why flavoured tubs hide a meal of sugar, and how it compares to skyr and yoghurt.

April 26, 202613 min
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How many calories in rice? White, brown, basmati, and the cooked-volume trap

Calories in rice by type and serving size, the uncooked vs cooked weight gap that throws every tracker off, and how rice fits into a deficit without dominating the plate.

April 26, 202613 min
Weight loss
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How many calories should I eat to lose weight? The honest calculator

The real calorie target for fat loss by body weight, age, sex and activity. Worked examples, the floor you should never go under, and why calculators run low.

April 25, 202611 min
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How many calories in an egg? Size, yolk, and cooking-method math

Calories in eggs by size, the real yolk vs white split, and how scrambled, fried, boiled, and omelet versions compare once you account for the oil and butter.

April 25, 202610 min
Macros
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Do carbs at night make you gain weight? What the research actually shows

The 'no carbs after 6pm' rule is one of the most persistent diet myths. Here's what carb timing actually does, and the one group where evening carbs genuinely matter.

April 24, 20269 min
Macros
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How much fiber do you need per day? The honest target, not the scary one

The real daily fiber target by age, sex, and goal, with the foods that actually get you there and why most people fall 10g short without realizing it.

April 24, 202610 min
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How many calories in oatmeal? The bowl-by-bowl breakdown

Calories in oatmeal by type, portion and topping, plus the four silent add-ons that turn a 150-kcal bowl into a 500-kcal one without anyone noticing.

April 24, 202610 min
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How many calories in a banana? The honest size-by-size breakdown

Calories, carbs, fiber and sugar in a banana by size, with the one detail every fitness article gets wrong, and why your banana is almost never a 'medium'.

April 24, 20267 min
Macros
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Carbs vs fat in a calorie deficit: which should you actually cut?

Low-carb. Low-fat. Keto. Mediterranean. The research is clear about which macro to cut to lose fat, and which one matters less than everyone pretends.

April 22, 20267 min
Label literacy
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Hidden sugar names: the 56 aliases food labels use

Every sneaky alternative name for added sugar, from 'evaporated cane juice' to 'rice syrup solids'. A reference guide for reading the ingredient list like a pro.

April 22, 20269 min
Eating habits
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How to stop night-time snacking: 8 honest reasons it happens

Why the fridge opens at 10pm even when you weren't hungry at 8pm: eight mechanisms, ranked by how often they're actually the problem, and the fix for each.

April 22, 20267 min
Weight loss
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Maintenance calories: how to stop dieting without gaining it back

The phase every diet skips. How to transition out of a calorie deficit, find your new maintenance number, and keep the weight off for longer than six weeks.

April 22, 20267 min
Eating habits
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Portion sizes without a scale: 12 foods you can eye-ball right

The real portion cues for rice, pasta, meat, nuts, oil, cheese and six more, by hand, spoon, or everyday object. No scale required, no guessing.

April 22, 20267 min
Macros
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How much protein do you actually need per day?

Not 1g per pound. Not 200g for everyone. The real protein number for your body weight, training status, and goal, with the research behind it and without the bro-science.

April 22, 20266 min
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How many calories in a chicken breast? The full breakdown

Raw vs cooked, skinless vs skin-on, weighed vs eyeballed: the four numbers that decide if your chicken log is off by 100 kcal. Plus the under-logged restaurant portion.

April 22, 20267 min
Weight loss
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Why am I not losing weight in a calorie deficit? 8 honest reasons

The scale isn't lying; your deficit probably is. Under-counting, water weight, metabolic adaptation, and six more reasons the math looks right and the results don't.

April 22, 20267 min
Weight loss
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Calorie deficit: how to calculate one that actually works

The real math behind losing one pound a week: TDEE, the 500-kcal rule, why 1,200 is a trap, and how to pick a deficit you'll still be in three months from now.

April 22, 20266 min
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How many calories in an avocado? The whole-food breakdown

A full calorie, protein, fat and fiber breakdown of avocado by size, half, cup and single slice, plus the one number most people get wrong on toast.

April 22, 20265 min
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How many calories are in shakshuka? A full breakdown

A simple breakdown of calories, protein, fat and carbs in a standard serving of shakshuka, plus the three swaps that change the number most.

April 20, 20265 min
Label literacy
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How to read a nutrition label like a nutritionist

The five lines that matter, the three that don't, and the one number most people get wrong. A practical field guide to the back of the box.

April 20, 20265 min
Eating habits
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7 protein-first breakfast swaps that take two minutes

Small trades that turn a sugary 300-kcal start into a 25g-protein meal, without cooking, without drama, and without giving up what you actually like.

April 20, 20264 min